On behalf of your Website Committee I wish all club members a happy Halloween. Hope your day doesn’t suck like a vampire. Brent Merchant.

Zombie Survival Tip

Two survivors are walking through the woods when a group of five zombies suddenly appears in the clearing about 10 metres in front of them. The zombies see the two survivors and begin to head towards them. The first guy drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guy says, “What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun those zombies.” “I don’t need to outrun the zombies,” the first guy says. “I just need to outrun you.”

A witch and two students

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, “Where did you get such a great broomstick?” The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful witch flew up on this broomstick. She threw the broomstick to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, “Take what you want.” The first engineer nodded approvingly, “Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”